You Have No Business In The Hood If....

[KingdomFlatbush]

I only eat at chinese restaurants with an inspection rating of B or worse. The grimier it looks the better the food.

Same with delis. I want Afghani toenails and pubic hairs in my subs or no deal.

 

[703 hwy]

y'all some fools

 

[kingcurt1]

If you were never told optimos burn slower

 

[checks grossman]

If you were never told optimos burn slower

Yes! 

 

[frshstunna]

If you haven't witnessed a transaction in a barbershop for a pitbull puppy.

My barber sells pits at his shop ...he be conducting pitbull business on the side using his phone and Instsgram

 

[Mark Antony]

 

If your fam used grocery bags for trash bags hooked onto a cabinet.

Ah, the good old days.

Some of these things I didn't even realize until I moved out of my parents apartment. I don't think we ever owned a garbage can.

Fam I get into arguments with my mom over this now because she's so used to it. Like ma, the trashcan is right there and we got trash bags.

 

[andretti]

Never slide down the stairs in a plastic clothes bucket when you were a kid .

Woke up to eggs and sausage served on Thursdays newspaper.

 

[blacklion23]

If you never used cardboard boxes to slide down the stairs or hills.
If you never used carboard boxes and foil to make wrestling belts.
If you never seen a play wrestling match get serious because someone did the signature move for real.

Things posted above might not be just hood activities lol.

If you never seen best friends damn near kill each other over a dice game. Im talking guns pulled.

 

[lobcity]

If you never had the "holiday kool-aid" with the cut up lemons, ice, sugar and 7-up mixed in it

 

[imlive365]

Who's mom used to wrap underneath the stove tops with aluminum foil just like this View media item 1983606
Mine still has hers like this till this day

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Who's mom used to wrap underneath the stove tops with aluminum foil just like this View media item 1983606
Mine still has hers like this till this day

mine does inside the oven

 

[kingcurt1]

Keeps things cleaner....in case of spills and boilovers and ****

 

[harlemtothebronx]

 

If your fam used grocery bags for trash bags hooked onto a cabinet.

Ah, the good old days.

Some of these things I didn't even realize until I moved out of my parents apartment. I don't think we ever owned a garbage can.

Fam I get into arguments with my mom over this now because she's so used to it. Like ma, the trashcan is right there and we got trash bags.

Been there. When you catch yourself lecturing your parents.

 

[bozzcitysneakahead]

If you never slap boxed. **** got real when somebody got hit too hard lol

 

[ohokalright]

never been jacked for an umbrella.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Who's mom used to wrap underneath the stove tops with aluminum foil just like this View media item 1983606
Mine still has hers like this till this day

Mine still has still cause of moms

 

[black2dafuture]

Who's mom used to wrap underneath the stove tops with aluminum foil just like this View media item 1983606
Mine still has hers like this till this day

Man my chick does this...aww man i thought i was out the hood!

 

[bm35]

Watched so many PPV for free and had the switch in the back to watch the spice channel.

 

[andretti]

Keeps things cleaner....in case of spills and boilovers and ****

The candied yams especially.

If you never slap boxed. **** got real when somebody got hit too hard lol

word up. Use to do this at school in gym

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Watched so many PPV for free and had the switch in the back to watch the spice channel.

Wow......I had completely forgotten what these boxes looked like

 

[kingcurt1]

Watched so many PPV for free and had the switch in the back to watch the spice channel.

watchu know about spice channel

 

[kixsandgaming]

boy i almost died the first time i encountered a water bug in brooklyn.....ya boy was like what kind of super roach is this.....stepped on the sonbitc#, went to get a paper to toss it, and that b was gone.......i aint sleep till we got his ***...lol

Lmao down in miami we have those big mf's that could fly. I remember one night I seen one flying around my room. I swat it down and went to the kitchen to get some paper tissues to pick it up. I go back to my room and that thing was gone. My dumb*** thought everything was sweet until that mf came back and flew rite on my tv screen

 

[PRIME]

Who's mom used to wrap underneath the stove tops with aluminum foil just like this View media item 1983606
Mine still has hers like this till this day

Gotta keep that **** clean man. Can't have stuff leaking/spilling out the pot

 

[al audi]

if you can't roll a blunt

an i don't even smoke, but


i roll a tight one, i also can roll a nice burrito......how do i know?

i was a cook, a damn good cook also.......hard work but rewarding

 

[wavylo413]

If you got papa who will detail, change oil and rotate your tires for a 20 a hard.