You Have No Business In The Hood If....

[bigego24]

If you were never told optimos burn slower

i remember when optimo peach and grape flavors first got poppin...

If you never used cardboard boxes to slide down the stairs or hills.
If you never used carboard boxes and foil to make wrestling belts.
If you never seen a play wrestling match get serious because someone did the signature move for real.

Things posted above might not be just hood activities lol.

If you never seen best friends damn near kill each other over a dice game. Im talking guns pulled.

Had to piledrive the homie real deal after getting put in the ankle lock when he knew i just sprained my ankle hooping the week previous. Needless to say that was the end of the match.

 

[numbah1grimey]

If you ain't never rode in a car, with thumb tacks on the ceiling

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If you don't know the CD/DVD Man's phone number by heart

"Candy Store/Lady"

If one of your homeboys sisters or cousins didn't obsess over you

Used Grandma's address, so you could attend a different school, due to zoning rules

 

[Lee And His Sneaks]

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If you cant roundoff, backwards, backwards, backwards, full
Never played a game of inahawk(never knew how to pronounce that lol)
Never played baseball with a axe handle and tennis ball
Never played basketball with crates as baskets
Never played throw em up eat em up
Made weapons out of window screens
Cant walk a bike at least a block
If you cant take being joaned
If you cant take a soda straight to the head

I don't think this is hood. I think you were just broke.

 

[adobecs4]

Bruh said weapons out of Window screens

 

[2163o1baller]

If u never played hide n go get it as a young in

 

[wr]

Throw up tackle in the church parking lot with a ball from the play pen from McDonald's nowhere in sight.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

If you wasn't a Playa from being od young. Being a first grader and having all the 5th graders on ya meat talm bout you wild cute

 

[hugheyfreeman]

If you wasn't a Playa from being od young. Being a first grader and having all the 5th graders on ya meat talm bout you wild cute

i dont think that count tho bruh, some cats got it some dont

 

[Grine]

Mayo Sandwich

Water & Cornflake

Boudin and Chip 

Don't come around my block if you haven't survived off these...

 

[bigego24]

Surprised i haven't seen the ritz crackers with bologna and cheese mentioned yet. Y'all ain't hood.

 

[aNYone]

Surprised i haven't seen the ritz crackers with bologna and cheese mentioned yet. Y'all ain't hood.

ritz crackers? oh you fancy huh 

what yall know but these 

 

[bm35]

my pops still sleeps with a machete under the bed.

 

[tr1ll]

Surprised i haven't seen the ritz crackers with bologna and cheese mentioned yet. Y'all ain't hood.

Ritz? If ya ballin

This is where its at fam

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[pmpdaddyrobford]

Surprised i haven't seen the ritz crackers with bologna and cheese mentioned yet. Y'all ain't hood.

Ritz? If ya ballin

This is where its at fam

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you know

 

[dman14]

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if you havent slept 4 to a twin bed
wear your sister's shoes to hoop
play tackle football on the concrete

 

[2163o1baller]

Throw up tackle in the church parking lot with a ball from the play pen from McDonald's nowhere in sight.

Bra we played football every Sunday at this church by our Street lol

 

[MetalMario]

Used Grandma's address, so you could attend a different school, due to zoning rules

100.
All of elementary to 7th grade for me

 

[2163o1baller]

If your hood doesn't have a holiday your not from the hood

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

If you never went down a slide at hyper speed by sitting on a McDonalds/BK food tray.

 

[bigego24]

Can't hate on them saltines. Hit the spot with canned soup.

 

[illphillip]

Or butter

Shout out to the big green aluminum Soda Cracker tin if you Latino as well

EDIT: Just saw aNYone already posted it. REPPED.

If you never went down a slide at hyper speed by sitting on a McDonalds/BK food tray.

Or sledded down a hill on one.

 

[Grine]

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Story of my youth...

 

[illphillip]

Could never get a clean, Kraft Singles looking cut off that mother ******* brick of cheese

**** always had the dimensions of a doorstop.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

That gubmint cheese

 

[mackmittenzz]

1st of the month
Throw rocks in a can and play kick the can
Strawberry shortcake
Loosies
Most of your class was sellers or users
Freeze tag
Wall ball
Half ball
Wiffle ball
You heard ya mom whistle u knew u had to go eat dinner
Street lights out = time to go in
Everybody went to the bol who had sega house to play og street fighter
BUM equipment