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Better than transformers IMO
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Originally Posted by henz0
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Better than transformers IMO
Originally Posted by MightyMYT
I just got back from the theater. I thought this movie was going to bring back some memories of the 2nd greatest cartoon show ever (next to Transformers), instead I walked out with a nightmare. Paramount just used GI Joe names and threw in a boring plot and surround it with so much crappy CGI. This movie was too damn futuristic, I hated all the battle scenes except for Snakeye's parts. And they sure did bastardize Cobra Commander, hell, they bastardize everyone from the 80s show except for Snake Eyes and Baroness, she looked hot. One dude was so pissed he dumped his entire Super large bucket of popcorn in the urinal in the restroom. Damn Hollywood. I'll just wait for GI Joe season 1 on November on a DVD package.
posted this pic on the other thread 2 days ago, but I'm very disappointed Paramount made a fool of the baddest evil character in cartoons history.
john23friend85 wrote:
Nothing feels better than having my childhood raped for two hours.
You know i thought maybe, just maybe, i would be wrong about this movie like i was with the first Transformers, but i wasn't and now i regret ever god-awful second of it. There is nothing, i repeat, NOTHING good about this movie, at all. Not even seeing Snake Eyes brought to life justifies spending money on this piece of @*@@. Snake Eyes and Emo Storm Shadow are reduced to lackeys, they face off twice neither of which are very long and their "epic" final battle is completely disgusting drivel. They changed every character so much they shouldn't be allowed to call this piece of ^$@* anything even remotely G.I. Joe related. The 37% it's at on RT is far too high for this movie. Miller IS NOT The Baroness, Tatum IS NOT Duke, the only actors that did a decent job were Quaid and Ray Park, and thank god Hama got the !@#$ idiot who wanted SE to have a line to drop it, it's !@#$ bad enough that they kept the mouth, and believe me you'll notice it every time you see him and you won't get used to it. "Cobra Commander" is a !@#$ joke, just like the whole !@#$ movie. I had to go home and watch the animated movie and resolute to get the unholy taste out of my mouth. There's a reason why companies don't let critics screen their movies and this is the #1 example. Please, PLEASE save your money.
If you call yourself a Joe fan, of any incarnation, and you enjoy this movie you should be ashamed.
Horrible, !@#$ horrible.
Save your money and watch the animated movie or Resolute.
Hellsing Ultimate...Originally Posted by seniosoul
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