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I used to fap into my shorts and just go to sleep after
Who hasn't done that?... I mean, it's just my own jizz... No specific memory pops up, but I'm sure I've layed down to go to bed high or drunk, felt the need to fap, and passed out without wiping...
#savagelife
Before I started living wit wifey, 9 times outta 10 the socks I had on are crusty fap socks. Id buss in one, get up 2 hours later and hit the town.
Yall dudes really some clean freaks. The type thatvwash ya hands after everything. I don't even wash my hands after I fap, but I can't let the nut touch my hands. Ill fap, grab something clean it up, and go make sammich and a bag of chips. Then go put on said item I cleaned up with, whether it a shirt or socks or whatever, and head out.
I spent the night at my sister friend crib and the room me and my cousin slept in was her friends sister. At like 4 am I couldn't sleep and was hard as ****. Waved my hands pass my cousin eyes… yes he's sleep. TIME TO FAP. I see a pic of the girl who room it is and she fine as hell and thick too. Thighs juicy, *** probably was fat, chesticles hanging out. So I'm holding the pic and fapping and finish on the damn pic. Wipe the glass of the frame off and go right to sleep. Next day we talking and little did I know earlier that year the girl who room I slept in got hit by a car and died earlier that year. Man the guilt I had was unbearable, I nutted on a dead chick, granted I was 16 but still **** was foul.
This thread is just wild
-After I take a poop and flush, I use the toilet water to clean my crack, scoop the water up with my hand and splash my crack with it :x
-After the Gym/hooping, I like to put my hands between my thighs and just get a wiff
He's on the list for something that small?
Is that enough proof for you my g?
NT Savage List *revised*
1. @ERACISM
2. shoelyesses
3. @Comparison Ford
4. celticspride34
5.@Willchamberlain
6.@301216baller
7.@snax91
8.@Thug
9.@AyZee
10. @Freeze
11. F furiousstylez23
12. @yankeesking92's friend who got the herpes in his throat.
13. @cs02132
14. @thekillerj23
Reading all of this reminded me of a story that this one guy told me back in high school.
He said he was going down on a girl and wondered if it tasted weird so he decided to put skittles inside her so he can taste something sweet.
As he goes down, he's also eating the skittles when he finds one gets stuck in his throat.
He then spit it up and realized it was burst herpes cyst .....