Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[shoelyesses]

thats real tho, if she **** wit u she aint finna let a hard d go to waste

Someone forgot to give her the memo...

[img]http://laveraddominicana.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lorenabobbitt.jpeg[/img]

 

[blastercombo]

I'm convinced y'all are reaching for LOL's now

 

[shoelyesses]

Sometimes I talk to myself when alone.
I've beat off while my grandmother was down the hall sleep.
I get hard when a girl I like touches me.
When I was on a trip to DC, I was bored and decided to beat off in the bathroom stall.
I used to powder my nuts w/ baby powder.
I beat off and used my nut as lube then went for round 2.
I used to eat my boogers and fingernails.

I use to powder my butts when I played ball but I used cornstarch... iuno but having extra sweaty nutts just felt uncomfortable...

And when you scratch you would get these brown/black tar like stuff in between your nails

 

[coolgraymemo]

I can't be the only one that beats off in random places?

I don't think I've beat it outside of my house.

 

[shoelyesses]

I can't be the only one that beats off in random places?

I don't think I've beat it outside of my house.

iuno bout on a reg but im sure dudes at some point or another have done it outside the confines of home alone in their rooms

 

[fontaine]

What makes you think that your penis is any more enjoyable than the next man's though ?

your D game must be weak

j/k

 

[Based Jesus]

I'm convinced y'all are reaching for LOL's now

Da irony B.

 

[fontaine]

Da irony B.

picture perfect example of irony.

 

[blastercombo]

Da irony B.

I just can't respect anyone with "based" anything. Just screams 14 to me

 

[shoelyesses]

as a kid I use 2 suck and chew on the red ribbon/string that went around bologna like it was chewing gum

 

[blastercombo]

picture perfect example of irony.

You stay hurt by me for some reason. Por que? You can't seem to stop talking about me. It's creepy and weird

 

[Peep Game]

Sometimes I talk to myself when alone.
I've beat off while my grandmother was down the hall sleep.
I get hard when a girl I like touches me.
When I was on a trip to DC, I was bored and decided to beat off in the bathroom stall.
I used to powder my nuts w/ baby powder.
I beat off and used my nut as lube then went for round 2.
I used to eat my boogers and fingernails.

 

[superantigen]

Growing up, I loved the smell of exhaust.

I would often place my face a few inches from the tail pipe and breathe in deeply...

I grew out of it, though.



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[Based Jesus]

 

Da irony B.

I just can't respect anyone with "based" anything. Just screams 14 to me

If I wanted your respect I might actually care

 

 

[superantigen]

Sometimes I talk to myself when alone.
I've beat off while my grandmother was down the hall sleep.
I get hard when a girl I like touches me.
When I was on a trip to DC, I was bored and decided to beat off in the bathroom stall.
I used to powder my nuts w/ baby powder.
I beat off and used my nut as lube then went for round 2.
I used to eat my boogers and fingernails.

Even Jesus is disgusted...




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[calikev34]

i peed on my girl in the shower
wasnt sexual
but it was ******* hilarious

 

[fontaine]

You stay hurt by me for some reason. Por que? You can't seem to stop talking about me. It's creepy and weird

made 4 posts total (including this one) referring to your obsessive posting and struggle jokes.

 

[blastercombo]

made 4 posts total (including this one) referring to your obsessive posting and struggle jokes.

There you go, still going above and beyond to speak to or about me. It's just odd now bro. Stop. Block me or st fu, easy


Insert your witty comeback now.... Prove me right

 

[shoelyesses]

had a girl and had no lube so used hair coconut oil .... piitb

 

[T Lo Sweater]

When i watch pron i check the end first so i can see how the guy finishes

Then i go to see the girls mass shake

 

[calikev34]

36 ounces I'm amazed how honest you are on a site full of close minded ppl (especially in regards to sexuality)

Are you just as open in real life? Or are we, as NTers, the "perfect strangers" that are easy to confess to?
Basically- How many people have you told in real life?

 

[36 ounces]

That's how it's supposed to be done. I hate when dudes stress me and tell me to hurry up. I'm like "Chill out. That's why I'm kicking your *** at this "

I would rep you if i could

 

[AgentZero]

when I bowl or try to do a curve... I don't even put fingers in the hole.... I just curl the ball into my arm biceps and throw kinda like fred flintstone does on the cartoons

I sometimes try and curve when I get bored and when people have stopped caring about winning. I don't play enough to get used to trying out a different method, the curve does look cool though. 

That's how it's supposed to be done. I hate when dudes stress me and tell me to hurry up. I'm like "Chill out. That's why I'm kicking your *** at this

"

Reason I remembered to include that in this thread is because people were going IN on me just yesterday for this. I basically said that word for word, I always remind them that it's no coincidence that I usually win. 

 

[T Lo Sweater]

36 was it better than a female?

 

[jab step]

 

 

lmfaoo that fart tasting life ...

Thread jack, but I laugh each time I see this gif. Where's it from?