Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[quaz]

Originally Posted by mondaynightraw

i got kicked out of barnes and noble for putting all the bibles in the fiction section

I literally laughed out loud at this one, if someone wants to start a controversy, this is the one to put.

 

[rawse]

Originally Posted by Gucci Mane

Originally Posted by car9vel

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born.

I posted the titanic one, I got a couple comments.. lol

 

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by devildog1776

I love it when multiple shortys I smashed comment on the same thing... It gives u a sense of pride.. Lol... Maybe it's just me...

Your not alone g

 

[control are]

"I'm addicted to porn but I'm trying to beat it"

 

[jrthumper85]

Great stuff in here. Will try out later. Rarely post anything other then basic interesting things im doing.

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by awwsome

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids.


Dreams are like women, if you just sleep with them, nothing ever comes of them.


A female will fake a nut for a relationship and a dude will fake a relationship for a nut.

I just made that my status.  This should be interesting

 

[mitchellicious]

What's the difference between a wife and a prostitute? One takes credit, the other takes cash.

 

[where are you harold miner 2]

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

 

[jalrulz]

some kid accidentally emailed the whole class listserv saying he missed the midterm because he had a severe case of diarrhea.

 

[quaz]

Originally Posted by Jalrulz

some kid accidentally emailed the whole class listserv saying he missed the midterm because he had a severe case of diarrhea.

 

[sc415]

Just posted the
Dreams are like women, if you just sleep with them, nothing ever comes of them

Let's see how it goes..haha

 

[gucci mane]

Found this one funny

"Alcohol contains female hormones" PROOF=after drinking 1) Men speak unnecessarily 2)become very over emotional 3)drive badly 4)stop thinking 5)FIGHT FOR NOTHING

 

[mosthated770]

keep em coming

 

[TheGodFresco]

Originally Posted by Gucci Mane

Originally Posted by car9vel

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born.

about to try this one

 

[crazy ebw]

 

[youngmoney]

 

[supervillain83]

-You gotta rob to get rich in the Obama era
-This town needs an enema
-you rolling like trump you get ya meat lumped!
-One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us and you'll see plenty of us!

 

[richyung412]

keep'em coming broso's

 

[maddenfan04]

funna wuck

 

[eashawty]

lol yall silly bruh, im  bout to use that snuggie one now and see how it goes

 

[conductzero]

This is really good

 

[the minister]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I am a loser by society standards. I already admitted that years ago. I like Japanese & Mexican wrestling, would rather watch basketball than get drunk/high, and read WikiPedia when bored. So yea........

this is a good status thanks!

 

[its stanley]

^^^

 

[nek32]

I tried to change my Facebook password to "penis" but it said it was too short. FML.


Guarenteed to get responses.

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by Nek32

I tried to change my Facebook password to "penis" but it said it was too short. FML.


Guarenteed to get responses.

i will try this