Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[denzelsausageton]

"If she puts you in the friends zone you put her in the rape zone" - Thomas Jefferson-

 

[gucci mane]

ROFL at some of these. Def gonna use em soon.

 

[stackjaxx]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I am a loser by society standards. I already admitted that years ago. I like Japanese & Mexican wrestling, would rather watch basketball than get drunk/high, and read WikiPedia when bored. So yea........

your still not smashing.

 

[hymen man]

^ you + are = You're.

 

[blackedoutnights]

This is hilarious def using some of these

 

[me no pass]

Ill be using some of these n posting pics of responses

 

[datboi23]

I got some good Lulz before bed and I through up that "Ladies, what's that thang smell like?" update that is way too funny..either I'll be looked at like a creep or dude who genuinely cares

 

[nek32]

In my free time I like to teach math to midgets, cuz it's important to make the little things count.

 

[boys noize]

Originally Posted by DatBoi23

I got some good Lulz before bed and I through up that "Ladies, what's that thang smell like?" update that is way too funny..either I'll be looked at like a creep or dude who genuinely cares

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

 

[where are you harold miner 2]

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[where are you harold miner 2]

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[rawse]

Keep them coming..

 

[sportinjordans916]

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

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[fedexciter]

my last 2 the got alot of response

''no wifin on the FB, gimmie 20 dollars''

and

'' its better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it''

 

[you go boy]

good topic... i didn't make a status update but i dropped one on my sisters facebook yesterday... she just got married this weekend so i was telling her to change her status... now some of her friends are adding me

 

[bigmike23]

im use some of these

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by FedExciter

my last 2 the got alot of response

''no wifin on the FB, gimmie 20 dollars''

 

[ill w1lliam]

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[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by iLL W1LLiam

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this dude got a deal

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by StackJaxx

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I am a loser by society standards. I already admitted that years ago. I like Japanese & Mexican wrestling, would rather watch basketball than get drunk/high, and read WikiPedia when bored. So yea........

your still not smashing.

  

 

[lalph rauren]

just put the its better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it one up, hopefully people like it and whatnot

 

[datguy615]

I used the snuggie one an it was an instant success

 

[chien17]

awesome thread! lol

 

[chien17]

awesome thread! lol

 

[yamomzsecret15]

yuh lmao used the snuggie one and the asian tattoo one
much apreciated haha