You're Having Sex and Your Partner Dies....

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

dump her in the river like kramers girl did

 

[you go boy]

the more important question is what the 911 call will be like

 

[bayburyya]

Diddy bop and assume bragging rights.

 

[aveezythebeast]

Ok so you call the police, do u dress her??

 

[Bonafide]

This reminds me of this vid I saw where the girl started crying hysterically while climaxing

 

[loveofthegame916]

Oh this thread is full of lol...

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by aveezytheBEAST

Ok so you call the police, do u dress her??

Nah, don't touch her, don't wanna contaminate the scene

 

[gmills23]

 

[lozano90j]

damn i wouldnt know what to do...i honestly would probably cum first..then after a few mins of her not moving
i would probably check her pulse..then call the laws

 

[ahyoon chef]

Yak on her back...

 

[therealnickb]

Originally Posted by r0yalty

As long as I get mine, who cares?

 

[dunks87]

I probably wouldn't have sex ever again...




























well maybe not never...but it'd be a long time.

 

[diego]

Originally Posted by J23S

Originally Posted by aveezytheBEAST

Ok so you call the police, do u dress her??

Nah, don't touch her, don't wanna contaminate the scene

Isnt it a little too late for that?

 

[solematic j21]

If it happened, it will be in the back of my mind every time im getting it in.

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by Diego

Originally Posted by J23S

Originally Posted by aveezytheBEAST

Ok so you call the police, do u dress her??

Nah, don't touch her, don't wanna contaminate the scene

Isnt it a little to late for that?

I thought about that after I hit post

 

[kiddin like jason]

Be haunted every day for the rest of my life, most likely.

 

[dman14]

squirt on her face and i'm swayze

but really, call 911

 

[diego]

Originally Posted by DMan14

squirt on her face and i'm swayze

but really, call 911

Facial when shes alive>>>>>Facial on corpses

 

[veryanalytical85]

Oh my...

, you all really come up with the most random/******ed/ but somewhat thought provoking threads.

 

[ldj]

Yall forgetting the most obvious thing, CLEAN HER A%& OUT!!!! Hell aint like she gonna use it or need it.

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by Diego

Originally Posted by DMan14

squirt on her face and i'm swayze

but really, call 911

Facial when shes alive>>>>>Facial on corpses

Yea you get a much better reaction

 

[boredone1]

so shes dead rite? no chance of pregnancy? im finishin.......






RAW

 

[sherwin100s]

When people die they empty their bowels so I'm stopping.

Imma chill for like 10minutes and call my mans and tell him to update my facebook...clean the bed and box and dip.

Act like I was home the whole time.

 

[el cuco]

Call 911, its gonna suck explaining what was going on prior to her croaking :-x

 

[balloonoboy]

Originally Posted by DMan14

squirt on her face and i'm swayze