You're Having Sex and Your Partner Dies....

[18key]

*Looks at OP's sn*



When smashing cougars goes wrong.

 

[new wu]

I get up, urinate on self, call cops.


//THREAD

 

[jayamazin]

Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

clean my fingerprints
clorox the box

bounce

turrible

 

[datprepboivinc3]

Originally Posted by Uptown Roamer

You guys come up with the craziest topics

THANK YOU

 

[hugo]

Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

clean my fingerprints
clorox the box

bounce

 

[boyfrombrooklyn]

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/02/26/qc-sadomacho-stbruno.html

Wild

 

[f3djam]

put it in her butt once. then call police

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Originally Posted by f3DJam

put it in her butt once. then call police

Bet you can't just dip once

Word to the Lays potato chip ads

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Did anybody say go down and eat the box one more time to see how it tastes?

I'd sniff the butthole for a good 15 minutes too

 

[anthony stark]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Did anybody say go down and eat the box one more time to see how it tastes?

I'd sniff the butthole for a good 15 minutes too

 

[kingcrux31]

Finish

 

[quiksilver199]

I'd probably be like "Byyyyahhh!" then run out of there

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by ptrakarn23

i'd be dialing the phone while finishin up, and of course i'd check her pulse first before finishin



somewhat fact check this but i believe there is a law that you can get thrown in the bammers for, for having sex with a dead body..

There is.

You can also end up in the sexual offenders list also.

 

[j23diego]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Did anybody say go down and eat the box one more time to see how it tastes?




I'd sniff the butthole for a good 15 minutes too

This had me

that's crazy

Might call the cops first and Since you're probably going to jail for the rest of your life you might as well just get the job done

 

[carlofromdapi]

Originally Posted by viiheaven

Originally Posted by imsojayded

Originally Posted by DaCitySlanga

*waits for the person to say Im going to finish*



1800th post

i came in to say that!

 

[platanohead22]

Originally Posted by chris boshs neck

Finish up

word up

 

[nktran001]

Always have to finish what I start, no matter what.

 

[T0INE]

@ these responses.

 

[T0INE]

@ these responses.

 

[mosthated770]

wow yall some sick ppl....

 

[freshly snipes]

Originally Posted by Cookie

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Just explain to the police that earlier that week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim and I was ready for a marathon so when she saw my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power and one thing lead to another and she got danger close, so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man army, made a tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand and my pro hardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care package, but it was too late... Cold blooded.

Classic

 

[rickyfong]

you make a thread on NikeTalk and ask your fellow NT'ers for advice.

:

 

[kingofny04]

This thread proves that NT'ers think of everything that can possibly happen in life, but if it happened to me I'd probably Grandpa Simpson myself outof bed and dip

 

[ziostilon]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

wow yall some sick ppl....

Nobody can start a serious thread on NT, it just goes toshambles